Spring and autumn have always the same circus, or change the contents of the cabinet. In autumn the change from summer to winter, spring from winter to summer. What I am Aug. those rags ukatuje beech is the only one he knows.
A dress up and so is not in what. Last year
expel and excrete the four huge bags of clothes, and even so is this a lot. I do not know Where does it come, like not buying, so I grows, multiplied, growing, spreading. Magnificent
has a cupboard in which it is housed with all his clothes. His wardrobe is a little bigger than mine can, but I and so I took half of his cabinet for my clothes out of season.
But he would fit in, because he from time studies still wears the same size and I like the moon I have a rag in four sizes:) So
jumps on those shelves and hangers and packed in special containers of such material to a plastic bag in the middle, from which, in turn, can suck the air with a vacuum cleaner, so it really comes to this lot.
And so twice a year in August'm struggling between the drawers, shelves, hangers.
We do not like this job, I go down on it all day and then I look, and damn it gets me, because I know that for half a year will be the same just the other way.
This spring, as never hesitated, usually in mid-April so I have a wardrobe already done, but this year is some sort of aura grymasna, so you let the laziness.
Today I took the day off, because the best things you do as there is no one home and took rag war.
This is a genuine war, because most of the clothes of the covenant, or watch a good, which will eventually combine with what I can not connect to add-ons ... jewelry ...
Men do not have this problem. Recently
zamotana one foot stuck in some pants and hand sleeve blouse, which maybe will be good when the phone rang.
Magnificent, I have to pick nozesz:
- Honey, if you can do me a favor? - asked politely.
- No, I can not - odpowiedzialm also politely.
- But why can not you?
not like how I stopped job, so holding the phone beard and dragging the leg, I managed to set up which you do not have any porobowalam upchnac sweaters in the bag.
fell out of my phone. How are bent in order to raise him, stood a foot in the leg on the leg without a leg, slipped on the sidewalk at the bed and how long the pierdolnelam bed upper part of the abdomen, the rest was in a position polkleczacej on the floor.
- Whore! - szpetnie cursed.
This word means exactly the Magnificent, before I lifted the phone to your ear, it is already shouting:
- What happened?
- Nothing happened - I said evasively.
- How do nothing? why so swear? I just wanted to ask you if you can pick up my stuff from the dry cleaners, the corner behind the house. How can not you do not need ...
- ass Oh turn back, of course, that I, at that close?
- In two hours, but first tell me what happened?
- Nothing happened ... I just dropped the phone and how to get it bent it fell.
- Krysta! Certainly nothing you do not happen?
- Honey, nothing wrong happens to me, you hear, is alive - I started to laugh, because the whole situation was becoming comical.
- Well, the answer?
- Of course, that the reception, but where is this scrap?
- In the kitchen, pinned to the fridge magnet.
- O Appl in the face ..
- What's the problem?
- Because I now have to go to the kitchen and we probably wypierdykam again.
- but what are you doing?
- It does not matter ...
threw legs hanging on the frame and walked into the kitchen. How good it is, the kitchen is the courtyard, because if someone saw me, it would be a good laugh.
looked like I escaped from a burning house. But inquiring Magnificent
did not give up and finally had to tell him what I am doing.
- Ooo you're a busy, you can leave all my things and I pick on Saturday.
- Baby Do not panic if I take time to do it, 5 minutes, maybe even less.
I put the phone, dressed in a tailored decently and went to the laundry.
I was never there, because these things always done through the Magnificent, did not know this kobity, I had no idea what to expect. Besides, there was also the Magnificent on Saturday for the first time, because spierdzielili him the third time in the previous dry pants, so I decided to look for another. Like me with the Zohan.
entered, politely curtsied not a little I said "good day when I Receive" and gave the woman a piece of. And this is probably bored there alone, because I had done of me and started to free the listener be fit with the laundry she moved here recently from another location, 12 blocks away, because they lost her place, but most customers, and so it comes and gives, and gives ...
By nature I am quite sociable and friendly creature, but this time I had neither the time nor the mood, and the woman talking and talking.
finally found the shirt and pants, I was happy because I took this as a good sign, closer to the door ...
Far from it! Kobita
opened the drawer and, lest I spend the rest, it began to draw from it some letters of recommendation, and by the way pictures of children and grandchildren. Nay Aug.
dressed! You
was actually come just before closing, as well as kobitka got almost two hours to fajrantu and can talk me to death.
already begun discreetly przestepywac from leg to leg, luckily some guy came, apparently became a client because of me turned to immediately to him.
quickly hid the rest, I caught hangers and went. Magnificent
as soon as he returned from work and saw that it brought some things looked at me suspiciously and asked:
- talked you to death?
- Dzizas, I'm talkin 'a lot, but at this kobicie I'm dumb - I started to laugh, because I already passed, but seriously speaking, it was annoying as the first time. I am already there for the hell not go;)
- I'm even surprised that did not You asked me why on Saturday was not so long - Magnificent said.
- Baby I'm accustomed to that as you send it to one shop you with the momentum the next six passing - I started laugh - As the time comes for me, I will send you after death, I could have some setting items.
- What you stupid came to a head?
- Nothing is so Polish saying ...
- And at all why you're at home? is it not to be today, you had the night in Tarrytown? - I remembered that something he said about the meeting and some people who come from around the world and it's all supposed to take place in Tarrytown.
- Eeech ... - waved his hand - changed my mind. Why would I leave them there, as I like to be at home with you. I go tomorrow morning for a meeting and also will be fine.
- Oh poor thing, przyrosniety ilium - I began to nabijac.
- You well know that I do not like to be nowhere without you.
- Well, like so, but it sometimes happens that for a whole weekend in August even though we do not see that we are together in the same house.
- But it's quite another thing, I like your space, but on condition that I'm where I should be - smacked his lips to me on the cheek and hug.
- I know baby, you're najporzadniejszy husband in the world.
- Are you joking? And I'm speaking seriously.
- I know that you say seriously and I know that these husbands have already gone, or at least it is a vanishing species - this time I kissed him.
- But I already zprosilam a lover for the night - I added with a laugh.
- difficult Hmm, call me and tell me that you reference, and I will do what he had to do - retorted quickly and accurately.
It's probably get over this writing, because there is 22ga and the lover is waiting;)
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