Foolish cow
This was years ago, finally it's time to leave by year Estee Lauder and go on their own. But so pretty, "to his" is not quite had the courage, so I decided to get to work as a contractor in an existing business run by the French girl known to me earlier, Mathe.
Being a contractor is convenient because you do not have headaches connected with the conduct of the entire interest, and at the same time is something completely independent and not yourself "boss" and my whole life with the heads of somehow I was not on the road. Mathe knew, and indeed "knew" a great word, because I once worked in a competitive factory in the same Bloom's what housed the Estee Lauder and the more we knew, so to speak with vision and hearing than actually. But a few years earlier Mathe gone and opened his own bet it's already time when I proposed / auto.
He even for a moment I was thinking whether or not to accept, but I guess I was not ready yet.
For everything must come the right time.
And this time has come just a few years later, then also called and asked if ewnetualnie is still interested in cooperation.
I was very happy and in this way ended up in a small, cozy factory Mathe.
Department was small, because only Mathe, and I have a kontraktorka Susan.
Yes, the same Susan, with whom I met on Friday at lunch. Both
kobitki mikrego growth, although Mathe was 2 cm higher than Susan, making some up. 127cm, somehow I do not believe that they themselves do not they added these 2-3 cm, in order to look nice.
Anyhow, I am with them with my 167cm I felt like Gulliver in the land of Lilliput.
kobitki Both were different as day and night, the seemingly Mathe quiet and slow but it hurt Flaky, and Susan hothead over raptusami. Mathe had a husband with an eternal depression.
In fact this is the peasant had no depression was just lazy on the fixings and a parasite that lived peacefully on the non-dependents, and she because she got married to him, while being already robust decoders in their forties, I thought, I got you God for the legs and nanczyla him as a child.
parasite's name was William and not doing anything beyond ringing all day, and spoke broken voice of sorrow:
- Hey (Star, or Susan), William I, if I speak of Mathe - voice had while alive the dying. Mathe
Most busy, so we both Susan we went doomed to transfer her from the ring, and that every time she asked a similar voice:
- And what he wanted?
God only knows what a wanted, so we went away it's not interested, because I may want and what the peasant in the prime age (he was 5 years younger than Mathe), who's doing and bored in domestic homes. Once
Susan wkurwila August and the following "what he wanted," retorted:
- wanted ice cream lest he had done, but he said you're busy.
he almost died with laughter as I heard, but thanks to this riposcie've just stupid questions.
Susan is British, with a strong British accent, Mathe with a strong French accent and I have been Polish, a mixture of very spectacular. The problem with these accents mainly on the fact that Mathe like all French are not pronounced the letters "h" which is downright annoying, and mainly due to French insistence.
I know something about this, because I already know French enough. Has previously worked in French factories, and I think the French are cool individually, but in a group of more than five persons are unlikely to bear.
So I headed back to the accent, Mathe I never said "hello" only the "alo" no she said "hat" (hat), only the "at" no she said "who" (who) just "u" and every conversation with William ended "jewelery jewelery," which loosely translated means "CMOK CMOK"
And so the conversation is often heard people like tlefonicznej Mathe Says:
- Alo, alo u is it? (Hello, hello, who is this?)
On such occasions, Susan getting rabies and began with a scene titled how to pronounce the "h" I waved a hand
because I do not like to argue about anything especially the shit, a total of not my interest if someone on the other side of the phone I understand. Susan
once asked me how it happens that I understand what Mathe says, as she did not pronounce the "h"
- Simple, to every word that sounds silly herself adds, "h" and I understand - explained. Most
wkurwiajace her clients were French, which as odbieralysmy phone napierdalaly French and did not cease even as we were speaking, that we do not say in French.
This is what once was, with some sort of napierniczac she called and started like a machine gun, and I to her quietly:
- Can you speak English? This
nothing further collapses in French, it's me again:
- Listen, I do not understand, because I do not speak French, so how you want to order this conversation she brought some results, please do it in English.
Baba nothing more French napierdalamy I again calmly
- Fuck you in the ass trying pizdo - and hung up.
She called for a while and said to Mathe, its something that I said in "some language which she does not understand" and Mathe was very interesting what I had said, because of the Polish guessed it. Well, it politely repeated the adding:
- Tell her that after 30 years of his life in America should get used to, the language of this country is English.
way or another job with the French at some point in my life caused injury to the point of a French accent, all these "Money, wet, and alo bazer" provoke gagging, luckily already for a long time I do not have close contacts and did not miss. Mathe
also had a habit that she said about himself in third person, and so for example, she said, "Mathe, it will have a vacation at this time" This is widespread among the French somehow made them for any treasures of the world do not want to learn another language correctly every Frenchman (ka) I ever knew has something Frenchify in English unless otherwise would be seriously ill:) Once we had
training and Mathe, who has always needed individual training, because the group never keep up with an understanding instructor invited us to bet on individual sessions .
instructor, a young man were a little in order to restrain to take from it for such lessons in money, so I accepted the invitation to dinner. Mathe invited to this dinner, and of course we also William.
Lunch was in the extra-elegant French restaurant, of course, because the French also do not eat at other restaurants:) and gave the whole time Mathe speaking about himself in third person.
Sometimes it's not only annoying, but also compromising, especially since William is an American born here in connection with the Max (instructor) at one point he asked turning to me and Susan:
- Girls if you are not pissed off as she says about himself in third person? Question
died officially at the table in the presence of Mathe, and William, Susan so diplomatically pretended not to hear, And I said:
- Wkurwiac I was not pissed off, but as she begins to talk about himself Mathe Her Royal Highness, that I am already with the head of the strike, so far I see no need to pay much attention to it.
Under normal circumstances, if it was not in the restaurant is already Mathe and Susan would have an excuse for an adventure.
Bosz adored as the baby to argue. Was enough order in the factory, there was no client for 20 minutes, was already on the scene four fajerki. Began with a habit of this, with Susan left some paper somewhere, drawer lock it or not, as soon as it porzadnicka Mathe pointed out that August was offended, so Mathe added:
- How do you not draw attention to is you're such a slut, with a bet will look like rubbish.
- When You're such a czysciocha that as srasz this shit comes out ziplocku - not owed to Susan.
And already he was becoming, flew behind him from one to another room and Darly murder, wyzywaly away from dirty, upierdliwych zabojadow and which only, while Susan finished every insult:
- You stupid cow!
And the "stupid cow" on his lips had fled to her room, which enraged white-Mathe was coming after her and so forth pyskowala. And I'm usually in such an adventure I closed the door to my room and tried to read a book. But I could not take one day, burst into the room Mathe, just because there were and I caught them both for the hands, because I already waving over one another and I said:
- How did I not uspokoicie you both a beating, I assure that I will do the trick!
- You stay here, because it's your living room - I said Addressing a Mathe.
- And you walk to each other and none has the right to get out of the room. As soon as I hear that again behind him latacie I do housekeeping with you!
worked, to the end of the day was calm.
More stories about Susan and Mathe in the next scrap.
Saturday, April 30, 2011
My Urethra Hurting Small Skin Tag
Unusual
For some time the Magnificent complain that we pay too much for television, internet and telephone, because we have all these services in one piece. A descendant of the occasion to visit the family home about two months ago, also was surprised that our bill This amounts to a cool. Even the wonderful
advised, lest it rang to the site and demanded to have any discounts, but there is no time Magnificent hang on the phone, I also have no patience mainly because this time would come, even he found, and no further I'm dark like snuff at the corner , so as I start to wisely (read: professional) to talk, it gets confused in this business.
And so time passed, and finally, on the occasion of the visit all children of Easter wsiadly the Magnificent, so to be and you can not call. Magnificent in August, leaving the account defended Monday descendant descendants and performed the important telephone and then called me and zapodal, I need to call them and arrange a visit Thursday to Saturday or a technician Monday, because it We only match days a week. A technician has to come, because we have such an old system, the lady is not able to find anything on the computer!
called, because I sometimes shows a young lady of duty and has determined that the technician will come on Saturday between 8 and 11ta.
There may be - I thought, though this little przrazila 8a me, in the end a weekend that is the only occasion in order pospal Magnificent. Well, but if someone heard a technician who comes to the appointed hour?
Probably not, so surely give them such a big box, I use techniques I managed to be late.
Yesterday morning when I sat watching telewizjora welded to the wedding of King's phone rang, I looked inquiringly at the Magnificent, and he shrugged his shoulders:
- To RCN as something they want to let him leave a message - said looking at the screen.
- How it as something they want? Probably want to confirm tomorrow's visit! - she called presence of mind, because we have such a habit that we do not want to answer the phone in the name of "leave a message and I will decide whether or not to talk with you." Well, such a royal manner.
received and it turned out that I was right, it was on the phone to confirm the visit. This morning I
as usual, got up a few minutes after the hour 6tej, and even sweet pochrapywal Magnificent.
It was already 25 minutes after 7ej how I decided to wake him. Marudzil little with this technique surely nothing will be doing in our bedroom, let alone on the bed, and how each technique certainly late date for a good few hours.
- And if I'm not late? - not give up.
- You must be crazy - snickered - technician who arrives on time? This was not yet!
But a few minutes he got up, and so already he awoke, just in time when the phone rang again.
This time the technician checking whether we are at home.
- We are, as I'll place a bell bottom doorbell - issued instructions, because this time I answered the phone.
Magnificent barely had time to myself some rags to impose a bell rang the front door.
It was 7:48 and the door became our techniques!!
amazing fact, that was not yet.
And it turned out that not only had to be in the hospitality where there is a modem to the Internet, but also in the bedroom where he, in turn, is the main PICKOFF telephone.
By the way, we learned that our system is already so obsolete that everything needing to be replaced.
Whoever got the idea for this, surely everything was installed 6.5 years ago when we moved here.
technology with such gusto zapierdala with a man, especially our dates in my head did not mieisci.
Gentlemen do something there, milling around, wringing, disconnects, connects and I spun in August without a purpose, because they separated me at the moment the internet and in addition wished some techniques available and kompa fell on my.
After a while the Magnificent came to me with a specific question:
- Do you want to order it online somehow we especially called?
- Sure!
- This is what it is called? - gave me an astonished look, because until now there was no extra names and was fine.
- Well August has called Stardust - answered without hesitation.
- Stardust? You really want?
- Well, may still be called great, but I'm curious if you can spell?
he could not and thus my new internet connection called Stardust:)) Malo
of the Stardust's called it yet so is biking, the note before posting soon, it will be released already!
Wow! Az me in the eyes of blinks from this speed.
Now, he did not just dial the hay, and I'll have to insert the provisions of Easter:)
And so it began Saturday of surprises me, and pretty nice keep up.
For some time the Magnificent complain that we pay too much for television, internet and telephone, because we have all these services in one piece. A descendant of the occasion to visit the family home about two months ago, also was surprised that our bill This amounts to a cool. Even the wonderful
advised, lest it rang to the site and demanded to have any discounts, but there is no time Magnificent hang on the phone, I also have no patience mainly because this time would come, even he found, and no further I'm dark like snuff at the corner , so as I start to wisely (read: professional) to talk, it gets confused in this business.
And so time passed, and finally, on the occasion of the visit all children of Easter wsiadly the Magnificent, so to be and you can not call. Magnificent in August, leaving the account defended Monday descendant descendants and performed the important telephone and then called me and zapodal, I need to call them and arrange a visit Thursday to Saturday or a technician Monday, because it We only match days a week. A technician has to come, because we have such an old system, the lady is not able to find anything on the computer!
called, because I sometimes shows a young lady of duty and has determined that the technician will come on Saturday between 8 and 11ta.
There may be - I thought, though this little przrazila 8a me, in the end a weekend that is the only occasion in order pospal Magnificent. Well, but if someone heard a technician who comes to the appointed hour?
Probably not, so surely give them such a big box, I use techniques I managed to be late.
Yesterday morning when I sat watching telewizjora welded to the wedding of King's phone rang, I looked inquiringly at the Magnificent, and he shrugged his shoulders:
- To RCN as something they want to let him leave a message - said looking at the screen.
- How it as something they want? Probably want to confirm tomorrow's visit! - she called presence of mind, because we have such a habit that we do not want to answer the phone in the name of "leave a message and I will decide whether or not to talk with you." Well, such a royal manner.
received and it turned out that I was right, it was on the phone to confirm the visit. This morning I
as usual, got up a few minutes after the hour 6tej, and even sweet pochrapywal Magnificent.
It was already 25 minutes after 7ej how I decided to wake him. Marudzil little with this technique surely nothing will be doing in our bedroom, let alone on the bed, and how each technique certainly late date for a good few hours.
- And if I'm not late? - not give up.
- You must be crazy - snickered - technician who arrives on time? This was not yet!
But a few minutes he got up, and so already he awoke, just in time when the phone rang again.
This time the technician checking whether we are at home.
- We are, as I'll place a bell bottom doorbell - issued instructions, because this time I answered the phone.
Magnificent barely had time to myself some rags to impose a bell rang the front door.
It was 7:48 and the door became our techniques!!
amazing fact, that was not yet.
And it turned out that not only had to be in the hospitality where there is a modem to the Internet, but also in the bedroom where he, in turn, is the main PICKOFF telephone.
By the way, we learned that our system is already so obsolete that everything needing to be replaced.
Whoever got the idea for this, surely everything was installed 6.5 years ago when we moved here.
technology with such gusto zapierdala with a man, especially our dates in my head did not mieisci.
Gentlemen do something there, milling around, wringing, disconnects, connects and I spun in August without a purpose, because they separated me at the moment the internet and in addition wished some techniques available and kompa fell on my.
After a while the Magnificent came to me with a specific question:
- Do you want to order it online somehow we especially called?
- Sure!
- This is what it is called? - gave me an astonished look, because until now there was no extra names and was fine.
- Well August has called Stardust - answered without hesitation.
- Stardust? You really want?
- Well, may still be called great, but I'm curious if you can spell?
he could not and thus my new internet connection called Stardust:)) Malo
of the Stardust's called it yet so is biking, the note before posting soon, it will be released already!
Wow! Az me in the eyes of blinks from this speed.
Now, he did not just dial the hay, and I'll have to insert the provisions of Easter:)
And so it began Saturday of surprises me, and pretty nice keep up.
Friday, April 29, 2011
How Fast Can A 110 Dune Buggy Go?
Padam
I fall to my teeth, because it's not bad you have to Brain Nasr, in order to get up at 4 am and watch the wedding of Prince William with Kate. I can not help it, I like these events, moreover, what explains the fact that the same was getting married 3 times. 30 years ago watching a marriage of Diana and Charles, so why not got to watch William?
The fact that 30 years ago and is still lived in Poland and did not have to break in the middle of the night, but already Princess Diana's funeral watched here about indecent time. I was in bed to the armpits and uryczana guarded candles. A descendant has just returned from some of partying and we scared the poor man that is me on his deathbed leze. I explained that I did not even have to death and went to sleep, and I still sobbed. This time, the Magnificent
scratched his head and said he wanted to get up at 4 th IRN because he has no such desires, but nicely set up the alarm clock.
he worked at home today, so I do not have to get up, but as an alarm growled and I turned it in August telewizjor peasant jumped to his feet and flew into the kitchen drawn up drink coffee or Gods.
first half an hour I watched with one eye, at 4:30 Magnificent patted me on the shoulder with the words:
- Maybe disable this TV, and so make a list.
- unless you're crazy! Speech is not, sleep not only me przymknelo eye.
immediately reminded me to my grandmother, who also kimala watching TV, and how its said, so as not tortured while sitting just went to sleep, it is precious in zaparte that surely she does not sleep. Ot
charms old age:)) Magnificent
brought me a cup of coffee to bed, so I brought to a reclining position, and already so survived to almost 9tej morning, with short intervals to comments Magnificent, who marudzil, with the terribly inflated Brytole that it should be happy occasion, not so stiff ceremony.
Wkurwial me just the whining, so he explained, that he has no idea about the monarchy, the label of royal protocol.
All okrasilam Recalling that surely Americans rarely get married in churches and other temples also, because it happens that the local priests, rabbis, and those other pastory is to give any marriage, even in elevators.
Why, I myself once I had a brilliant idea for a wedding in the middle of nowhere and the company wizytowo dressed from the waist up, and from the waist down absolute freedom. Ended up the idea because the idea was to be the nail in the maze, which we had to march before the officer providing the wedding, but I realized I had the same I have to build the maze, then stood on the Las Vegas Strip.
a pleasure to work less the same, though still I think the idea that genius, maybe it will use in the hereafter, because this is probably already I can not ..
And so as I watched all of these ceremonies is completed and sealed by a young couple kiss, then you had to get ready for work.
Luckily I did not have this job today, especially things easy and even I was an appointment for lunch with a friend Susan, with whom I worked once, so I was quite pleasantly.
Only with Susan as I also had a wake at 4 am, so we looked at each other a little kaprawym eye, but important, as we were able to meet. Susan is a fucking
healthy, but I like crazy, one day, about 10 years ago we worked together, oh those were the days. Susan is very low, maybe from 120 to 125 cm tall mountain and that such a barrel with a huge bust. The pub we went to which it is on the first floor and there was a need to climb stairs. Let her go first and look and she goes up as 2 year old child, in the legs wide apart and holding the handrail with one hand while the other hand bounces off the wall.
- Susan, promise that does not fall on me, because I'm afraid - cried.
- I can not do promise, remember how I went there by train?
- Do you remember? I am doing this for life never forget, so the train trip and a famous weekend. Do you know that I'll wait at the bottom, and go - laughed maliciously, but they marched for the present.
not dropped, but I the whole time I had a feeling that of the moments I'll lose its balance and I had to hitch a flight.
Posiedzialysm, powspominaly old times, and before he knew it mnielo half hours and had to go back to work. But in August decided to meet more often, but about a memorable weekend and the adventures of Susan will write some other time, for now I have to go to sleep, because I barely see what he writes.
night ...
I fall to my teeth, because it's not bad you have to Brain Nasr, in order to get up at 4 am and watch the wedding of Prince William with Kate. I can not help it, I like these events, moreover, what explains the fact that the same was getting married 3 times. 30 years ago watching a marriage of Diana and Charles, so why not got to watch William?
The fact that 30 years ago and is still lived in Poland and did not have to break in the middle of the night, but already Princess Diana's funeral watched here about indecent time. I was in bed to the armpits and uryczana guarded candles. A descendant has just returned from some of partying and we scared the poor man that is me on his deathbed leze. I explained that I did not even have to death and went to sleep, and I still sobbed. This time, the Magnificent
scratched his head and said he wanted to get up at 4 th IRN because he has no such desires, but nicely set up the alarm clock.
he worked at home today, so I do not have to get up, but as an alarm growled and I turned it in August telewizjor peasant jumped to his feet and flew into the kitchen drawn up drink coffee or Gods.
first half an hour I watched with one eye, at 4:30 Magnificent patted me on the shoulder with the words:
- Maybe disable this TV, and so make a list.
- unless you're crazy! Speech is not, sleep not only me przymknelo eye.
immediately reminded me to my grandmother, who also kimala watching TV, and how its said, so as not tortured while sitting just went to sleep, it is precious in zaparte that surely she does not sleep. Ot
charms old age:)) Magnificent
brought me a cup of coffee to bed, so I brought to a reclining position, and already so survived to almost 9tej morning, with short intervals to comments Magnificent, who marudzil, with the terribly inflated Brytole that it should be happy occasion, not so stiff ceremony.
Wkurwial me just the whining, so he explained, that he has no idea about the monarchy, the label of royal protocol.
All okrasilam Recalling that surely Americans rarely get married in churches and other temples also, because it happens that the local priests, rabbis, and those other pastory is to give any marriage, even in elevators.
Why, I myself once I had a brilliant idea for a wedding in the middle of nowhere and the company wizytowo dressed from the waist up, and from the waist down absolute freedom. Ended up the idea because the idea was to be the nail in the maze, which we had to march before the officer providing the wedding, but I realized I had the same I have to build the maze, then stood on the Las Vegas Strip.
a pleasure to work less the same, though still I think the idea that genius, maybe it will use in the hereafter, because this is probably already I can not ..
And so as I watched all of these ceremonies is completed and sealed by a young couple kiss, then you had to get ready for work.
Luckily I did not have this job today, especially things easy and even I was an appointment for lunch with a friend Susan, with whom I worked once, so I was quite pleasantly.
Only with Susan as I also had a wake at 4 am, so we looked at each other a little kaprawym eye, but important, as we were able to meet. Susan is a fucking
healthy, but I like crazy, one day, about 10 years ago we worked together, oh those were the days. Susan is very low, maybe from 120 to 125 cm tall mountain and that such a barrel with a huge bust. The pub we went to which it is on the first floor and there was a need to climb stairs. Let her go first and look and she goes up as 2 year old child, in the legs wide apart and holding the handrail with one hand while the other hand bounces off the wall.
- Susan, promise that does not fall on me, because I'm afraid - cried.
- I can not do promise, remember how I went there by train?
- Do you remember? I am doing this for life never forget, so the train trip and a famous weekend. Do you know that I'll wait at the bottom, and go - laughed maliciously, but they marched for the present.
not dropped, but I the whole time I had a feeling that of the moments I'll lose its balance and I had to hitch a flight.
Posiedzialysm, powspominaly old times, and before he knew it mnielo half hours and had to go back to work. But in August decided to meet more often, but about a memorable weekend and the adventures of Susan will write some other time, for now I have to go to sleep, because I barely see what he writes.
night ...
Thursday, April 28, 2011
Top 20 Slow Popular Songs
Easter adventure
As you know my family is though, with no religious traditions, however, the two denominations.
the Magnificent and his children are Jews, we are the Seed of the coffee, Catholics, or such as the café of course, the church is not very much. Magnificent is a Jew who wpiernicza more pork than not a Catholic, but that's no longer the beauty:) The same dietary rules has a daughter, who married a Lutheran.
No confusion from the entanglement, the head hurts.
son married the girl who comes from a family a little more restrictive, ie once a year at Passover observe the principles of nutrition, and thus only a feast not uraczysz their pork, ham, or anything that contains too make. Well
August narobilo.
A few days before Easter has made known to the Magnificent, the son of the daughter and granddaughter have expressed a willingness arrival of Easter Sunday for dinner. Told me about this in a way somewhat Conniving.
- what's for dinner on Easter Sunday? - asked on Tuesday.
- Lunch - replied, because I considered the question preposterous.
- I know that dinner, but what about this dinner?
- I do not quite understand why you ask, since in all the years that together we are always lamb, so that under various guises. - made an effort to answer factual.
- So now will also be of lamb? - inquired further.
- Honey, do you understand English, or can I explain it to you in Polish? - still I could not comprehend Why this sudden curiosity.
wydukal Finally, the A and I want to come over for dinner, but in this context, on Sundays from Easter Passover is still wants to make sure it does not invent such a ham for dinner.
Ham Easter is a very popular dish here for Easter, so that to me personally does not appeal, so I'm always doing lamb.
Now I believe that nothing precludes A. rang to determine the specific hour in order to visit.
A., in turn, knowing that I was there on the Jewish regulations did not confess, he said that they are happy to bring some dessert, which will be "consistent with the rules of Passover, lest they do me the trouble.
- zwariowaliscie Well, unless they have small children, both are working and still will worry about dessert. I do dessert and will be for all the same, unless we believe in that will go to eat dessert in the Jewish Easter.
Not much here I knew what to do with the problem.
- You do not know what to say? - doubted the Magnificent - this dessert is not easy to do, because I surely do not bake cakes, because it must be without flour.
- Krysta! I'll bake a cake without flour, for it is no problem - Dalam said, and the peace, because what she brings worry. I have a recipe for chocolate cake, in which you make replaces August mielonymi almonds so it will be in time for the occasion. Because
inches conversation was taking place on Tuesday, he decided that the time I hohoho either, and even more and I'll think the rest tomorrow.
But from day to day as Christmas is approaching, so I decided that a cake for dessert is a little boring.
On Thursday Magnificent parcel bought macaroons, Such cakes are based on coconut chips, ideally suited for passoverowy dessert.
- You know I bought these cakes, or something like that you will not come out "Iron" dessert complies with the requirements of Passover.
- Watch what you say, ME? something does not work out? You probably still do not know my capabilities - I went offended, but just in case I decided to lend advice about possibly was served as dessert in his previous marriage.
- Usually they just some pastries and fruit plate, you know stuff like fruit in a sauce of wine, no nothing special, but also with those restrictions do not have too many opportunities. Hmmm
fruit sauce served with wine, can be no kind, but whether I have to give boring desserts?
But I went to bed, because the next day (Friday) I had free, so they invented that probably I will wake up with the idea.
And so it happened, woke up in the morning and figured out that the situation can I buy mace, which the Jews at Passover instead eat matzo bread and do something of that in the likeness of Polish Stefanki or biscuits sandwiched with cream. I was in Cala
skowronkach because an idea in my opinion, was perfect.
I got dressed and flew to the store where I found the corner grocery articles suitable for Passover, and already I was the fullness of happiness, only .... on a shelf were lying three types of matzo.
Well, which one to choose, who will be most appropriate?
To my happiness, because happiness is I have, just a guy came up and started to choose some products from the polka, I decided to ask.
I explained how I could briefly, that I just want to do dessert, and I do not know the matzah, so please order suggested to me, which of lying on a shelf is the most soft.
young man looked at me with surprise in her eyes and said:
- There is no soft matzo. Mac is like a hard disc, a total of no matter who you buy one of those who lie here, each will be hard as stone.
stupid I had to have mine because I asked:
- What do you want to do this matzah?
- You know so I invented that will translate into individual pieces cream and cake will be like - slow but responded morning already without enthusiasm.
shook his head:
- idea is good, but what comes out of it? I wish you success - and left the said.
I took two packs, comforting myself that surely nothing is infeasible.
I came home, unpacked a box took out a piece of matzo.
Whore, actually concrete, enough to thin.
Soak it with the punch I made coffee with alcohol and dipped the first piece, which broke in August immediately punch.
Fuck, but in August dressed!
now started to reach out to me that the situation was not a Jewish woman must be the stupid, lest they fall into a similar idea, only that maca is really not suitable for anything. Nothing
it in the meantime took up baking cakes with almonds. Went smoothly and quickly.
occasion fell to my mind, that since that you can not get wet, then surely you can soak every piece brush lubrication method. I made cream
vanilla-lemon and began to pedzlowania and translate.
cream as hell is not clear spreadable wanted to on the freshly pedzlowanej matzo, because not only adhered was going down. But do not vetted, wypedzlowalam one piece left in a few minutes, in order to punch nasaczyl it lightly, because too many can not, so as to not fall apart. Then smarowlam cream, which is already more easily adhered and the next piece and the next, and so I made a 12-layer cake.
how wonderful he returned from work, I looked at it and could not really comprehend what it is, so I explained that as a glued pieces of matzo cream and now charged in the night and tomorrow I make chocolate.
doubted.
- Star, how I love you and I appreciate that you want to do, so afraid that none of this will be it is a brick.
- Oh whore, brick, blessed be, with brick, but through the night as polezy under load, it is tender - covering I said, "brick" cutting board and put on her heavy, antique iron in the soul.
next day (Saturday) was like a brick ... brick.
keep it up all together, what she thought was a good sign, and The entire Pour chocolate glaze.
looked like ... nicely.
And all the rest of it all was a great unknown. Magnificent
went after the last shop and I began to think over what he said before the output of:
- You know, we know how you wszycy excellent cook, and we appreciate it, but it is rather a brick will be a big dud, so I do not worry, because and so we appreciate everything you do.
He's always afraid that something like from my experiments it did not come out, I will stand in the middle of the room and we cry. I admit that it might cry I would not burst into tears, but it would be sorry, especially with the brick, while I have spent half a day on pedzlowaniu and lubrication.
I called to him:
- Baby not entered on the list, but buy me lemonki.
- How many of these lemonek, two, three?
- No, take more, I do not know how many exactly, but from 5-6.
- Okay, just in case I'll take 8 do not go to waste because we're using a lot of citrus to everything.
- Well, take 8 - hung up the phone and started another project, because I already got the idea to the head the next brilliant idea.
opened the box of macaroons at the Magnificent bought them just in case and pizgnelam them to the processor (blender except Polish) crashed on how much they could and there was a significant size of this pile of crumbs. Patted and found it suited to my idea, because they are slightly sticky and are readily formed.
patiently waited until now come back with lemonkami Magnificent. Fortunately
did not last long and I had lemonki at home.
Macaronikowymi laid out crumbs to form dough (this August in which the pie bakes), ukleilam, wyklepalam and it turned out the crumbs from the well to serve as an example sernkia. But in making the cheesecake, it is not already feel like I had, hence the need for lemonki, because my next idea was the key lime pie. Think of it as good, with key lime filling is strongly acidic and biscuit crumbs firmly macaronowych super sweet or contrast. Quickly
ukrecilam condensed milk with egg yolks, lemon juice, lemonek I've had key lime pie is ready. Interceded in the oven, in the meantime slaughtered whites to stiff, and laid out on podpieczone cake.
Hmmm it occurred to me that I do not have such a contraption to be fired foam, but what's there for what is the function Broil in the oven? Wstawialm for 2 minutes, it turned out that if only 90 seconds, but no, the mistakes was a man learns, set on fire a little too hard but edible.
wonderful and I ordered a mental note to do that needs a baker's torch, though necessarily want to do me the pleasure is not offended;)
And this way I had three cakes as desserts for Easter dinner and each of them in accordance with the requirements of
Passover. On Sunday afternoon, the lamb in Moroccan spices married so fantastic that I guests devoured on the trunk and after a moment's rest came time for dessert. Magnificent unless
wszczesniej discreetly warned visitors to the circumstance bricks, because everybody was impressed by the key lime pie and almond cake, and the bricks one even did not notice.
What has come to serve the dessert and put on the table in the kitchen brick, lest I cut into so suddenly all came into the room.
Well fear that it will be a shame, nobody has the courage to be a witness of my defeat ... gentle companionship.
took a knife from the ball in hand, I remembered how great he said, with this I might be needed chainsaw to a tree with electric drive. I had a moment alone
hesitation, but only the moment and I began to slice. Bricks
away exam!! Very nicely
it could be pokroich to 2 inch pieces and tasted like wafers layered with cream.
Already by the end of the evening was the subject of a leading brick:) A daughter-in at the end asked if it might take a piece for their parents, because it's such a "brilliant" idea for passoverowy dessert, and no one has it not got the idea.
I had done this way furrore brick, and I was named top pastry year:))
As you know my family is though, with no religious traditions, however, the two denominations.
the Magnificent and his children are Jews, we are the Seed of the coffee, Catholics, or such as the café of course, the church is not very much. Magnificent is a Jew who wpiernicza more pork than not a Catholic, but that's no longer the beauty:) The same dietary rules has a daughter, who married a Lutheran.
No confusion from the entanglement, the head hurts.
son married the girl who comes from a family a little more restrictive, ie once a year at Passover observe the principles of nutrition, and thus only a feast not uraczysz their pork, ham, or anything that contains too make. Well
August narobilo.
A few days before Easter has made known to the Magnificent, the son of the daughter and granddaughter have expressed a willingness arrival of Easter Sunday for dinner. Told me about this in a way somewhat Conniving.
- what's for dinner on Easter Sunday? - asked on Tuesday.
- Lunch - replied, because I considered the question preposterous.
- I know that dinner, but what about this dinner?
- I do not quite understand why you ask, since in all the years that together we are always lamb, so that under various guises. - made an effort to answer factual.
- So now will also be of lamb? - inquired further.
- Honey, do you understand English, or can I explain it to you in Polish? - still I could not comprehend Why this sudden curiosity.
wydukal Finally, the A and I want to come over for dinner, but in this context, on Sundays from Easter Passover is still wants to make sure it does not invent such a ham for dinner.
Ham Easter is a very popular dish here for Easter, so that to me personally does not appeal, so I'm always doing lamb.
Now I believe that nothing precludes A. rang to determine the specific hour in order to visit.
A., in turn, knowing that I was there on the Jewish regulations did not confess, he said that they are happy to bring some dessert, which will be "consistent with the rules of Passover, lest they do me the trouble.
- zwariowaliscie Well, unless they have small children, both are working and still will worry about dessert. I do dessert and will be for all the same, unless we believe in that will go to eat dessert in the Jewish Easter.
Not much here I knew what to do with the problem.
- You do not know what to say? - doubted the Magnificent - this dessert is not easy to do, because I surely do not bake cakes, because it must be without flour.
- Krysta! I'll bake a cake without flour, for it is no problem - Dalam said, and the peace, because what she brings worry. I have a recipe for chocolate cake, in which you make replaces August mielonymi almonds so it will be in time for the occasion. Because
inches conversation was taking place on Tuesday, he decided that the time I hohoho either, and even more and I'll think the rest tomorrow.
But from day to day as Christmas is approaching, so I decided that a cake for dessert is a little boring.
On Thursday Magnificent parcel bought macaroons, Such cakes are based on coconut chips, ideally suited for passoverowy dessert.
- You know I bought these cakes, or something like that you will not come out "Iron" dessert complies with the requirements of Passover.
- Watch what you say, ME? something does not work out? You probably still do not know my capabilities - I went offended, but just in case I decided to lend advice about possibly was served as dessert in his previous marriage.
- Usually they just some pastries and fruit plate, you know stuff like fruit in a sauce of wine, no nothing special, but also with those restrictions do not have too many opportunities. Hmmm
fruit sauce served with wine, can be no kind, but whether I have to give boring desserts?
But I went to bed, because the next day (Friday) I had free, so they invented that probably I will wake up with the idea.
And so it happened, woke up in the morning and figured out that the situation can I buy mace, which the Jews at Passover instead eat matzo bread and do something of that in the likeness of Polish Stefanki or biscuits sandwiched with cream. I was in Cala
skowronkach because an idea in my opinion, was perfect.
I got dressed and flew to the store where I found the corner grocery articles suitable for Passover, and already I was the fullness of happiness, only .... on a shelf were lying three types of matzo.
Well, which one to choose, who will be most appropriate?
To my happiness, because happiness is I have, just a guy came up and started to choose some products from the polka, I decided to ask.
I explained how I could briefly, that I just want to do dessert, and I do not know the matzah, so please order suggested to me, which of lying on a shelf is the most soft.
young man looked at me with surprise in her eyes and said:
- There is no soft matzo. Mac is like a hard disc, a total of no matter who you buy one of those who lie here, each will be hard as stone.
stupid I had to have mine because I asked:
- What do you want to do this matzah?
- You know so I invented that will translate into individual pieces cream and cake will be like - slow but responded morning already without enthusiasm.
shook his head:
- idea is good, but what comes out of it? I wish you success - and left the said.
I took two packs, comforting myself that surely nothing is infeasible.
I came home, unpacked a box took out a piece of matzo.
Whore, actually concrete, enough to thin.
Soak it with the punch I made coffee with alcohol and dipped the first piece, which broke in August immediately punch.
Fuck, but in August dressed!
now started to reach out to me that the situation was not a Jewish woman must be the stupid, lest they fall into a similar idea, only that maca is really not suitable for anything. Nothing
it in the meantime took up baking cakes with almonds. Went smoothly and quickly.
occasion fell to my mind, that since that you can not get wet, then surely you can soak every piece brush lubrication method. I made cream
vanilla-lemon and began to pedzlowania and translate.
cream as hell is not clear spreadable wanted to on the freshly pedzlowanej matzo, because not only adhered was going down. But do not vetted, wypedzlowalam one piece left in a few minutes, in order to punch nasaczyl it lightly, because too many can not, so as to not fall apart. Then smarowlam cream, which is already more easily adhered and the next piece and the next, and so I made a 12-layer cake.
how wonderful he returned from work, I looked at it and could not really comprehend what it is, so I explained that as a glued pieces of matzo cream and now charged in the night and tomorrow I make chocolate.
doubted.
- Star, how I love you and I appreciate that you want to do, so afraid that none of this will be it is a brick.
- Oh whore, brick, blessed be, with brick, but through the night as polezy under load, it is tender - covering I said, "brick" cutting board and put on her heavy, antique iron in the soul.
next day (Saturday) was like a brick ... brick.
keep it up all together, what she thought was a good sign, and The entire Pour chocolate glaze.
looked like ... nicely.
And all the rest of it all was a great unknown. Magnificent
went after the last shop and I began to think over what he said before the output of:
- You know, we know how you wszycy excellent cook, and we appreciate it, but it is rather a brick will be a big dud, so I do not worry, because and so we appreciate everything you do.
He's always afraid that something like from my experiments it did not come out, I will stand in the middle of the room and we cry. I admit that it might cry I would not burst into tears, but it would be sorry, especially with the brick, while I have spent half a day on pedzlowaniu and lubrication.
I called to him:
- Baby not entered on the list, but buy me lemonki.
- How many of these lemonek, two, three?
- No, take more, I do not know how many exactly, but from 5-6.
- Okay, just in case I'll take 8 do not go to waste because we're using a lot of citrus to everything.
- Well, take 8 - hung up the phone and started another project, because I already got the idea to the head the next brilliant idea.
opened the box of macaroons at the Magnificent bought them just in case and pizgnelam them to the processor (blender except Polish) crashed on how much they could and there was a significant size of this pile of crumbs. Patted and found it suited to my idea, because they are slightly sticky and are readily formed.
patiently waited until now come back with lemonkami Magnificent. Fortunately
did not last long and I had lemonki at home.
Macaronikowymi laid out crumbs to form dough (this August in which the pie bakes), ukleilam, wyklepalam and it turned out the crumbs from the well to serve as an example sernkia. But in making the cheesecake, it is not already feel like I had, hence the need for lemonki, because my next idea was the key lime pie. Think of it as good, with key lime filling is strongly acidic and biscuit crumbs firmly macaronowych super sweet or contrast. Quickly
ukrecilam condensed milk with egg yolks, lemon juice, lemonek I've had key lime pie is ready. Interceded in the oven, in the meantime slaughtered whites to stiff, and laid out on podpieczone cake.
Hmmm it occurred to me that I do not have such a contraption to be fired foam, but what's there for what is the function Broil in the oven? Wstawialm for 2 minutes, it turned out that if only 90 seconds, but no, the mistakes was a man learns, set on fire a little too hard but edible.
wonderful and I ordered a mental note to do that needs a baker's torch, though necessarily want to do me the pleasure is not offended;)
And this way I had three cakes as desserts for Easter dinner and each of them in accordance with the requirements of
Passover. On Sunday afternoon, the lamb in Moroccan spices married so fantastic that I guests devoured on the trunk and after a moment's rest came time for dessert. Magnificent unless
wszczesniej discreetly warned visitors to the circumstance bricks, because everybody was impressed by the key lime pie and almond cake, and the bricks one even did not notice.
What has come to serve the dessert and put on the table in the kitchen brick, lest I cut into so suddenly all came into the room.
Well fear that it will be a shame, nobody has the courage to be a witness of my defeat ... gentle companionship.
took a knife from the ball in hand, I remembered how great he said, with this I might be needed chainsaw to a tree with electric drive. I had a moment alone
hesitation, but only the moment and I began to slice. Bricks
away exam!! Very nicely
it could be pokroich to 2 inch pieces and tasted like wafers layered with cream.
Already by the end of the evening was the subject of a leading brick:) A daughter-in at the end asked if it might take a piece for their parents, because it's such a "brilliant" idea for passoverowy dessert, and no one has it not got the idea.
I had done this way furrore brick, and I was named top pastry year:))
Wednesday, April 27, 2011
Stylist Letter Moving Salons
Pinkeep giant.
I managed to finish Pinkeep'a deadline.
pinkeepowym blog entry I managed to post before Christmas.
He left a giant in size 13x19 cm.
What's size - he came out pretty embroidery.
I managed to finish Pinkeep'a deadline.
pinkeepowym blog entry I managed to post before Christmas.
He left a giant in size 13x19 cm.
What's size - he came out pretty embroidery.
Tuesday, April 26, 2011
What Fisheye Fits A Dxg 595v
Nothing happens
Nothing happens, at least, nothing wrong. Thanks to everyone for the tap, for your interest in my silence, but the first move as he was at work in the mill, a pre-Christmas period. And now I start to slowly come back to life, though I'll be honest, somehow lost the habit of blogging;))
This may, however, come back to normal. A far
some pictures from the Easter visit to her granddaughter:
first been left on the terrace.
posiedzialem Then some of my grandmother and grandfather.
I finally put me at the table, but instead of eating what was on the table, it gave me some sort of orange hominy:) which you did not wanted to eat.
Listen as the grandmother explains that it's already a year i can eat what they do.
Just do not know if I believe that my grandmother?
And finally, as a large man was sitting between my father and grandfather and I really enjoyed it:)
Nothing happens, at least, nothing wrong. Thanks to everyone for the tap, for your interest in my silence, but the first move as he was at work in the mill, a pre-Christmas period. And now I start to slowly come back to life, though I'll be honest, somehow lost the habit of blogging;))
This may, however, come back to normal. A far
some pictures from the Easter visit to her granddaughter:
first been left on the terrace.
posiedzialem Then some of my grandmother and grandfather.
I finally put me at the table, but instead of eating what was on the table, it gave me some sort of orange hominy:) which you did not wanted to eat.
Listen as the grandmother explains that it's already a year i can eat what they do.
Just do not know if I believe that my grandmother?
And finally, as a large man was sitting between my father and grandfather and I really enjoyed it:)
Saturday, April 23, 2011
Manual Free Online Polaroid Impulse Portrait
Wishes
peaceful and joyous Christmas spent with your family
Iza NP wishes with your family
spympatykom and all visitors of my blog.
Friday, April 22, 2011
Phone Answering Machine Wall Mount
Niespodziewjaka second.
niespodziewjaka second came from Agnes of Brussels. Again, the address of misled me, but I do not offend anyone when I get a hand-made things. Agnes has prepared for me in the game "Pass," the following things:
The item was a Christmas greetings card. Aga probably know that I like the color green. Note with Christmas wishes also sent me another Agnes . This Agnes, in turn, also sent a greeting card in your favorite atmosphere - with Tilda.
All of these things girls showed in their blog. Thank you for the wonder of beauty.
niespodziewjaka second came from Agnes of Brussels. Again, the address of misled me, but I do not offend anyone when I get a hand-made things. Agnes has prepared for me in the game "Pass," the following things:
The item was a Christmas greetings card. Aga probably know that I like the color green. Note with Christmas wishes also sent me another Agnes . This Agnes, in turn, also sent a greeting card in your favorite atmosphere - with Tilda.
All of these things girls showed in their blog. Thank you for the wonder of beauty.
Thursday, April 21, 2011
4 Year Old Bday Party Rhyme
Niespodziewjaka first.
She found me from Magdy . I was unable to stamp on the envelope to guess from whom the shipment came to me (Given to her in Polish), but after the sender know who did surprise me.
contents surprised me very much because ... the same look. The first picture shows
packed the things for which I had to choose.
At first glance the crochet fabric.
in the left upper corner you can see something - it is something done by Magda card. Magda looks to me regularly and know that I started to make cards and other items made of paper. Below you will see the approximation paper.
Super idea!
thank Heather for the wonderful gifts .
She found me from Magdy . I was unable to stamp on the envelope to guess from whom the shipment came to me (Given to her in Polish), but after the sender know who did surprise me.
contents surprised me very much because ... the same look. The first picture shows
packed the things for which I had to choose.
At first glance the crochet fabric.
in the left upper corner you can see something - it is something done by Magda card. Magda looks to me regularly and know that I started to make cards and other items made of paper. Below you will see the approximation paper.
Super idea!
Wednesday, April 20, 2011
Gay Haunts North Dublin
pinkeep Easter.
I wrote you in my blog that I signed up for embroidery Pinkeepa Easter.
I chose a picture from a calendar which I received as a gift star 2 maybe 3 years ago.
There are a few pretty patterns (365 patterns calendar includes 1 for each day of the year). Literally
at more than 350 designs are few such, which may someday wyszyję.
wyszywaniu's progress in my last work.
In the next post I'll write to you about the recent niespodziewajkach that hit me.
I wrote you in my blog that I signed up for embroidery Pinkeepa Easter.
I chose a picture from a calendar which I received as a gift star 2 maybe 3 years ago.
There are a few pretty patterns (365 patterns calendar includes 1 for each day of the year). Literally
at more than 350 designs are few such, which may someday wyszyję.
wyszywaniu's progress in my last work.
In the next post I'll write to you about the recent niespodziewajkach that hit me.
Tuesday, April 19, 2011
Im Turning 21 When Can I Renew My Drivers License
Zdziwinie for you?
Hi!
As you know my blog written here. Although he was
some time ago it was typically used to view the other blogs.
is a pity to part with the old because I got used to it.
He gave me the limitless possibilities.
I know that for most of you will be a plus because ... will be easier to comment on it.
Here there will be entries or articles that were on my side.
I'll be here to show you what I do - well, maybe sometimes I will write something more.
At the moment I do not do much because I little time - a lot of things to do and no Ninka that must literally keep an eye on every step.
At the beginning I ask you about about how to install
traffic - something that shows who to me looks.
Ninka something clicked and my blog - I hope it only on my computer - is reduced. Help
every click that they are normal size?
And is it limited capacity of many photos on Blogspot?
Hi!
As you know my blog written here. Although he was
some time ago it was typically used to view the other blogs.
is a pity to part with the old because I got used to it.
He gave me the limitless possibilities.
I know that for most of you will be a plus because ... will be easier to comment on it.
Here there will be entries or articles that were on my side.
I'll be here to show you what I do - well, maybe sometimes I will write something more.
At the moment I do not do much because I little time - a lot of things to do and no Ninka that must literally keep an eye on every step.
At the beginning I ask you about about how to install
traffic - something that shows who to me looks.
Ninka something clicked and my blog - I hope it only on my computer - is reduced. Help
every click that they are normal size?
And is it limited capacity of many photos on Blogspot?
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