This was years ago, finally it's time to leave by year Estee Lauder and go on their own. But so pretty, "to his" is not quite had the courage, so I decided to get to work as a contractor in an existing business run by the French girl known to me earlier, Mathe.
Being a contractor is convenient because you do not have headaches connected with the conduct of the entire interest, and at the same time is something completely independent and not yourself "boss" and my whole life with the heads of somehow I was not on the road. Mathe knew, and indeed "knew" a great word, because I once worked in a competitive factory in the same Bloom's what housed the Estee Lauder and the more we knew, so to speak with vision and hearing than actually. But a few years earlier Mathe gone and opened his own bet it's already time when I proposed / auto.
He even for a moment I was thinking whether or not to accept, but I guess I was not ready yet.
For everything must come the right time.
And this time has come just a few years later, then also called and asked if ewnetualnie is still interested in cooperation.
I was very happy and in this way ended up in a small, cozy factory Mathe.
Department was small, because only Mathe, and I have a kontraktorka Susan.
Yes, the same Susan, with whom I met on Friday at lunch. Both
kobitki mikrego growth, although Mathe was 2 cm higher than Susan, making some up. 127cm, somehow I do not believe that they themselves do not they added these 2-3 cm, in order to look nice.
Anyhow, I am with them with my 167cm I felt like Gulliver in the land of Lilliput.
kobitki Both were different as day and night, the seemingly Mathe quiet and slow but it hurt Flaky, and Susan hothead over raptusami. Mathe had a husband with an eternal depression.
In fact this is the peasant had no depression was just lazy on the fixings and a parasite that lived peacefully on the non-dependents, and she because she got married to him, while being already robust decoders in their forties, I thought, I got you God for the legs and nanczyla him as a child.
parasite's name was William and not doing anything beyond ringing all day, and spoke broken voice of sorrow:
- Hey (Star, or Susan), William I, if I speak of Mathe - voice had while alive the dying. Mathe
Most busy, so we both Susan we went doomed to transfer her from the ring, and that every time she asked a similar voice:
- And what he wanted?
God only knows what a wanted, so we went away it's not interested, because I may want and what the peasant in the prime age (he was 5 years younger than Mathe), who's doing and bored in domestic homes. Once
Susan wkurwila August and the following "what he wanted," retorted:
- wanted ice cream lest he had done, but he said you're busy.
he almost died with laughter as I heard, but thanks to this riposcie've just stupid questions.
Susan is British, with a strong British accent, Mathe with a strong French accent and I have been Polish, a mixture of very spectacular. The problem with these accents mainly on the fact that Mathe like all French are not pronounced the letters "h" which is downright annoying, and mainly due to French insistence.
I know something about this, because I already know French enough. Has previously worked in French factories, and I think the French are cool individually, but in a group of more than five persons are unlikely to bear.
So I headed back to the accent, Mathe I never said "hello" only the "alo" no she said "hat" (hat), only the "at" no she said "who" (who) just "u" and every conversation with William ended "jewelery jewelery," which loosely translated means "CMOK CMOK"
And so the conversation is often heard people like tlefonicznej Mathe Says:
- Alo, alo u is it? (Hello, hello, who is this?)
On such occasions, Susan getting rabies and began with a scene titled how to pronounce the "h" I waved a hand
because I do not like to argue about anything especially the shit, a total of not my interest if someone on the other side of the phone I understand. Susan
once asked me how it happens that I understand what Mathe says, as she did not pronounce the "h"
- Simple, to every word that sounds silly herself adds, "h" and I understand - explained. Most
wkurwiajace her clients were French, which as odbieralysmy phone napierdalaly French and did not cease even as we were speaking, that we do not say in French.
This is what once was, with some sort of napierniczac she called and started like a machine gun, and I to her quietly:
- Can you speak English? This
nothing further collapses in French, it's me again:
- Listen, I do not understand, because I do not speak French, so how you want to order this conversation she brought some results, please do it in English.
Baba nothing more French napierdalamy I again calmly
- Fuck you in the ass trying pizdo - and hung up.
She called for a while and said to Mathe, its something that I said in "some language which she does not understand" and Mathe was very interesting what I had said, because of the Polish guessed it. Well, it politely repeated the adding:
- Tell her that after 30 years of his life in America should get used to, the language of this country is English.
way or another job with the French at some point in my life caused injury to the point of a French accent, all these "Money, wet, and alo bazer" provoke gagging, luckily already for a long time I do not have close contacts and did not miss. Mathe
also had a habit that she said about himself in third person, and so for example, she said, "Mathe, it will have a vacation at this time" This is widespread among the French somehow made them for any treasures of the world do not want to learn another language correctly every Frenchman (ka) I ever knew has something Frenchify in English unless otherwise would be seriously ill:) Once we had
training and Mathe, who has always needed individual training, because the group never keep up with an understanding instructor invited us to bet on individual sessions .
instructor, a young man were a little in order to restrain to take from it for such lessons in money, so I accepted the invitation to dinner. Mathe invited to this dinner, and of course we also William.
Lunch was in the extra-elegant French restaurant, of course, because the French also do not eat at other restaurants:) and gave the whole time Mathe speaking about himself in third person.
Sometimes it's not only annoying, but also compromising, especially since William is an American born here in connection with the Max (instructor) at one point he asked turning to me and Susan:
- Girls if you are not pissed off as she says about himself in third person? Question
died officially at the table in the presence of Mathe, and William, Susan so diplomatically pretended not to hear, And I said:
- Wkurwiac I was not pissed off, but as she begins to talk about himself Mathe Her Royal Highness, that I am already with the head of the strike, so far I see no need to pay much attention to it.
Under normal circumstances, if it was not in the restaurant is already Mathe and Susan would have an excuse for an adventure.
Bosz adored as the baby to argue. Was enough order in the factory, there was no client for 20 minutes, was already on the scene four fajerki. Began with a habit of this, with Susan left some paper somewhere, drawer lock it or not, as soon as it porzadnicka Mathe pointed out that August was offended, so Mathe added:
- How do you not draw attention to is you're such a slut, with a bet will look like rubbish.
- When You're such a czysciocha that as srasz this shit comes out ziplocku - not owed to Susan.
And already he was becoming, flew behind him from one to another room and Darly murder, wyzywaly away from dirty, upierdliwych zabojadow and which only, while Susan finished every insult:
- You stupid cow!
And the "stupid cow" on his lips had fled to her room, which enraged white-Mathe was coming after her and so forth pyskowala. And I'm usually in such an adventure I closed the door to my room and tried to read a book. But I could not take one day, burst into the room Mathe, just because there were and I caught them both for the hands, because I already waving over one another and I said:
- How did I not uspokoicie you both a beating, I assure that I will do the trick!
- You stay here, because it's your living room - I said Addressing a Mathe.
- And you walk to each other and none has the right to get out of the room. As soon as I hear that again behind him latacie I do housekeeping with you!
worked, to the end of the day was calm.
More stories about Susan and Mathe in the next scrap.
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