Something in me had joined after the departure and still do not quite know what.
On Monday morning, a Magnificent went to work, and I stayed at home. The weather was bad, like not raining good job, but the whole day was wet and dripped something forever, nor a dog nor an otter. Sky overcast, dark and this was somehow zmino, so I decided to cook something. Not really I had a Venetian, but look around the hut and fell on my face different kind of cans of beans. Hmmm
chili!
Yes, the chili is an excellent idea for such weather, I have meat, I have all the remaining ingredients, and always the Magnificent in every season like chili, will be pleased.
only peppers I did not, and did not want me to go out of the house ... oh whatever, will be without paprika, moreover, have frozen fresh jalopeno this habit and also will be. Already
started a job, jalopeno posiekalam finely with stones, surely we like spicy.
Pizdut everything to the garage, podsmazylam, mess, and I started pouring spices, later washed beans and let them cook. But I am calm, I like those dishes that do it themselves:)
In the middle of cooking I added chopped tomatoes from a can and I thought that you need to try.
I took a bit of spoon ... About
whore !!!!!!! Fire!!
I like to eat I can not sharp and crisp, but it does not pass through the throat ...
Completely forgot that the momentum and on 10 of those Dalam jalopeno and this pizgnelam as usual, three heaped tablespoons of chilli powder.
A little bit too much ...
What do now?
only thing I can save and save on the occasion of my dinner, because too late in coming something else, add more beans. But mamalygi is already a big pot full, more beans here does not fit. Next I took the pot with a capacity of half of the first, oh standstill, surely always mroze food. I shared what was, and I added 3 more cans of beans, one of the smaller garage and two for the bigger. I left so as cooked.
For a while I went to try.
Still sharp as bloody hell, and stings the eyes and wants to spoon in the mouth approach.
slightly exaggerated, so to speak.
I called the Magnificent, who was already on the way home:
- Baby chili cooks - decreed a tad lower than with the insect.
- Super! Already a long time since we had chili, and today just so suitable weather - Magnificent rejoiced.
- Yes, yes, but you know, is a small problem .. - I started innocently.
- What is the problem, what's the problem?
- You know all people with focus and is really sharp.
- So what? surely we like spicy - responsible if nothing had happened.
- Hmmm ... Oh yes, I know you like spicy, but this time it is just a little dangerously sharp ...
I would not want to remind him how I once cooked some hot sauce and had to get out of the kitchen because I did not get a little inflammation of the conjunctiva, and tears as he flew from the fountain.
- That's me a pile of beer - did not discourage him my love.
- Beer ... beer can help ... but buy a lot.
- Much? How much should I buy? I thought about szescpaku, because the more that I will bear hard on the bus.
- Well let szescpak will, I thought rather a barrel - admitted frankly.
As was already on the bus to call 'em. I nabbed the table and waited patiently.
came, he came to those big pots standing on the stove and began to smell.
- Eee is not so bad, a little give in the nose, but it can eat.
dear optimist, resulting in the nose, because it is cold, but heat up, it will be worse. Before we started eating
, proposed it to the grated cheese, or a thick cream, lest some offsetting that fire.
- I utre a little cheese, sour cream but I do not want to.
No it is not, I am there for my portion pizgnelam three tablespoons cream, mess. Hominy definitely lost her appearance and color of the chili, but the sharpness remained.
We started to eat and suddenly looked up at the Magnificent as he sweat began performing on the remains of bald forehead and hair Stanely deba.
- sharp, but good, we will clean the bay - I said soothingly adding itself breezy.
- clears the sinuses, I have a feeling that I will melt the wax in the ears - Magnificent he added. And then
already driving down evenly every few tablespoons gave such texts:
- not let beech lest one of us in the night let go baka, cottage may explode.
- Maybe call to those at the top, lest they thought tonight with fire.
- Look, on the miracle, the spoon does not yet rozpuscilo!
- Just do not be alarmed as tomorrow morning I'll be crying in sraczyku, but I have never in my life a living sralem not fire, I fear that this can be painful.
How can you eat in such conditions? Snorted laughter at moments of splattering the contents of what I had in my mouth on the table, and he fell into a trance and some still suitable.
- Look at this bowl in the middle had painted flowers, and unless they are dissolved because it is white.
- I have the whole language in the fire, maybe throw some ice into the beer.
- I have this strange feeling that eats away at me something bellies. Or maybe it's true? I think he will do X-ray.
- At least we can forgive a colonoscopy.
Finally we managed to finish and I started to pack up the rest in the containers to freeze.
- Can you portions to work tomorrow for lunch? - I asked.
- crazy! The next dish I want for half a year! A and so we can enjoy their oral sex just for two weeks.
- Calm down! - she called because I shook hands with laughter and I could not spoon to the container traffic.
- I `I calm down? First, you feed me such things and then marvel that my mind rozpuscilo. But
ate, maybe it's love:)))
And I live in such conditions of 7 and a half years, because it's not just on the occasion of the chili fires Magnificent such texts, in August I just do not want to write about this, and even parts whether or not to translate.
But I often flee lest they go down with laughter:)
I think that is how I met him feared that he might be serious for me ...
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