I promised that I'll ever write a note to Susan, and Mathe, so the word has been said, Kobylka u plot.
in my profession are very important in training, may not necessarily need to keep up with the latest trends in technology, but at least you need to know about them and have preconceived opinions.
good opportunity for such training is to go to conventions, which are held here in various places around the country and in total throughout the year. As a rule every drivin 'where the closest, because such a trip for 2-3 days is related with the costs, which shall not exceed profitability.
So, I workout most often to Philadelphia, because it close to and in addition you can buy the products, which is easier to Transfer by car or by train than by plane. Conventions are also an excellent opportunity to purchase equipment, because the prices are much better than normal, and most cases you do not pay for delivery of equipment into place.
So it seems.
August so we decided to choose the convention just to Philadelphia.
Mathe had a friend who owned a big spa somewhere in New Jersey.
It was a strange friendship, because Mathe fit your business grajdolkiem to Elena as an ant to an elephant. A bit like I'd be willing to make friends with Georgette Klinger and also other Eizabeth Arden. Well, but not a servant's heart and loved to society Mathe Elena.
In connection with the invented that Elena comes to Philii with his manager in, us going three plays, then we take together a 5-bedded room in the hotel and will be cheaper. Susan
wscieku immediately got the uterus of epilepsy, and began to jump and flutter paws, and so zaplula of nerves that she could not say a word, even a "stupid cow" was not able to move it by the throat.
I, a man of quiet defiance of hatin 'I said:
- No, no I'm not liable in any five-room waiting since 3 am in the queue in the bathroom, because each of you needs to be done on the stars.
- But you know how expensive it is at the Hilton? - she called Mathe.
- And who told you that I must sleep at the Hilton?
- Bo ... because it is closest to the Hilton Convention Center, and even a passage straight from the hotel to the center.
- So what? And with seven other hotels can be cheaper CC go to the next within 10 minutes walk.
- But I wish we were together - said.
- Listen to, or want to be together with me and Susan, or want to be together with Elena and her manager in itself select.
- But ... but Elena ...
- Mathe, Elena does not interest me and do not want to listen to any arguments, please lest I chose and so simple either - or.
really believe in the fact that Mathe will be with Elena at the Hilton, and we Susan zanlazlysmy room in Crown Plaza perhaps cheaper. The journey we had to take place by train.
Each of us had to take bigger suitcase, in which could be packaged or purchased products. Decided that it sensible solution, for a total of two-day trip you can get packaged in a small bag. Such purchases during the convention are always cost effective because you can save an average of about 35% and it costs a lot of the mass service.
I drove in Saturday morning because I wanted the occasion walked around Philadelphia, Susan, and Mathe came in the evening. Susan soon as you appeared at the hotel told me of the charms of travel of the Mathe, which I only skwitowalam:
- important that both of you live, because a little scared, that only one will reach the place.
gathered over the course Mathe and Elena for dinner and was quite nice. The farewells
Mathe would not be herself, if not reminded that the CC opens a 9tej morning and she wants us meet at the entrance. And in general she had already in. I'll stick with lectures, at which recognizes that we should go.
- Well meet at 9tej, well, maybe so 9:15 sounds more realistic - I said.
- 9:15 But why? if you can not come again in time?
- Mathe, a 9tej opens the door, people will be showing up, go out and come back throughout the day, the first lectures begin at 10am, so we really come at 9:30 and will be in the same time.
- Stardust, I'm speaking, of 9tej, you are about 9:15 and as I ask why, then you are saying that you will be at 9:30 am I do not understand?
- Well, because here there is nothing to understand, here you have to acknowledge - began to laugh - each of us have a cell phone, so I do not quite know what it was arranging in the door?
- The first lecture is about 10am and you have to take care of.
crazy woman, but I will not argue. Occupy space, seating is from hell and a little bit.
- Mathe, I am very please you, think logically, how you want to take care of, I have nothing against it, although I do not see the need. Sit down take care of the place, and we'll call you, tell us where you are sitting a row and we will come to you.
she waved her hand and said returning the August to Elena:
- You see, I see that I have with them every day.
Elena's diplomatic it should say me and we finally parted.
Susan sighed with relief, imagine how much it cost me silence during this whole conversation, so I went for a relaxing drink.
morning we ordered breakfast quietly into the room, Susan she went to take a shower and every time I heard me some noises preferred to:
- Breakfast, breakfast!
- Appl in the face, not yelling, that you're hungry?
without any hurry, without unnecessary emotions and tug wyszykowalysmy ate breakfast and prepared to leave.
How we got to the CC it just was about 9:30 am and crowds of people constantly came down, we decided that instead call for Mathe, will go to classrooms and we will try to find me.
found her without difficulty, because only the fourth place was busy and our sweet Mathe pochrapywala in row 4. She felt it gently by the arm and I said:
- And there you had to sleep in a hotel?
- I am here already for 9tej sit and wait for you.
Siadlysmy politely next to and over the next 15 minutes she began to fill the hall. I do not remember what the subject was this training, but at 100% it was not something which can not be able to forgive yourself. Mathe
obviously fell asleep during the first 7 minutes lecture, so we'll just wyszylysmy Susan in order to look around the stands, what is new that eventually we buy for ourselves, quite private. A stand was about 1400 so this is working full-time for several hours. Mathe
in the meantime as you already awoke instead to focus on their own interests, I wandered for Elena, Elena because she wanted to buy a microdermabrasion machine. Elena even fit because I had on hand "model-volunteer", who at every machine willingly jumped in clothes and lay on the couch.
And milder Sunday. Damn
hit me, but I did not write, because in the end not my interest, I was just a private contractor employed by the Mathe. It is my opinion, she should concentrate on their own purchases, and not lazeniem for Elena, who at that time did the serious investment. From time to time too precious to Mathe classroom, bon God not in something so as learn, but cut off the next nap. Susan zacznala to get mad, and it does not herald anything good, so I told her to sit quietly, not really because here is a place for adventure.
evening, we went again in the same composition to the pub, of course, the French, because our Madame ate only in French. The atmosphere equally miles the previous day. Elena
happy, because the amount had already done 70% of the cases which came after, Mathe pleased with Elena happy. And we are pleased with Susan that we do not need to bother, each one of us, and so had already privately obtain third in the novelty market, on the occasion also polazilysmy the stands and various other spa podpatrzyly some new techniques, some new products.
Bylo dobrze.
W poniedzialek mialysmy zaplanowany powrot pociagiem odjezdzajacym z Philadelphi ok. 15tej tak zeby prosto z dworca pojechac jeszcze do zakladu i rozpakowac ewentualne zakupy, ktorych narazie nie bylo. W zwiazku z tym w poniedzialek rano pokazalysmy sie punktualnie o 9tej wszystkie trzy z naszymi walizkami w Centrum, ale Mathe nadal nie byla skora do zakupow.
Teraz juz mnie tez zaczela na powaznie wkurwiac, bo w calym Centrum ruch jak w Rzymie, wszyscy kupuja, pakuja, przy kazdym stoisku kolejka, a ta chodzi jak oblakana.
Zagryzlam zeby i dalam sobie na wstrzymanie.
Tak przez pierwsze 3 godziny Mathe nawet nie pomyslala o niczym konkretnym. Dopiero o 12 dostala kopa, wyciagnela liste zakupow, ktora sobie I have prepared before departure.
I had no idea what is on this list, so in total, I felt that it really is when it all day yesterday did not do anything, it's clear I am Aug. hell am I nervous.
And that suddenly got the cuga some shopping.
- Look, we still have not bought anything there, so now let these cases and we need to start shopping.
Yet I was patient, but as the first stand, got into a completely no one needed to debate how she began to watch, loitering, translate, compare, my blood is flooded.
- Listen lady, my fuses in August have already warmed to the limits of strength, so please my suitcase is here at your disposal, and I will go to the v the bar for a beer.
- What, you go to a bar for a beer? - screamed.
- Normally, I go to the bar for a beer and believe me that this is for both of us the best solution - drawled the order quietly as I could, I left suitcase and turned heading for the exits.
Susan flew out behind me:
- you seriously going for a beer?
- And what do I do whore?
- Well, maybe ... We ought to help them.
- Susan, I came out here so I use her help, but it can help someone who is doing something. She did nothing all day yesterday and just now for 3 hours before departure reminded myself what is there. How do I help her I have now, she lands in a coffin and I was in prison. Therefore, the idea of \u200b\u200ba beer. Let us know how you will be ready to leave.
- Fuck, you really are wkurwiona - said Susan, then came back to Mathe.
saw them only as I went about 16tej taxi to the station. Of course, this train, go back where you planowalysmy have long gone, but it's difficult, there is always another one.
I had no idea what bought, but I knew from experience that an hour 15tej is already closed most of the stands in August and packed to go, so I would expect no revelations. Mathe
He did not speak anything, Susan also more silent, only I already rozsiadlysmy the train is pulled out his Mathe again and began to enumerate a list of what I managed not settle. She did
probably after this, in order to plunge me into a sense of guilt that I left with these purchases.
And I listened quietly and I asked how it ended:
- And do you want me to tell it my fault?
- No ... You know, this is also your fault, because as it was time for shopping is you yourself did you go.
- Hmmm ... time to shop it was for two days, but YOU all day yesterday and half today spent the day shopping for Elena.
- It .. This next time, we will be in one hotel and one room because it had to be done from the beginning - tried to argue completely changing the subject.
And the constant mention it just because it improves something with your luggage, then calmly wizielam me by the shoulders and sat in a chair pressing.
- Mathe, listen and listen carefully. Being together in a brilliant idea it is you yourself room to break the head, this is a very dangerous idea. But next time, assuming that the next time will be, first list of purchases and things to do will be done jointly and in three copies, one for each of us. And secondly, I'll stick with you to prepare accurate, what time what you should settle, exact, so that even you will have saved when you are allowed to go to the toilet. I will not unnecessarily szlajania August for Elena.
- I wonder if you would you not helped a colleague?
- I am there I will not be the camaraderie of your question, because it's not my business. And yes I helped, but not at the expense of settlement of my affairs.
With more quietly arrived in the NYC. The measure, because it turned out that Susan did not close properly and your suitcase as I stretched out of the train, is it all content rozpierdolila the platform.
Whore I was not there! In most packages of Q-tips and sticks to the wax.
Pozbieralysmy, domknelysmy suitcase method of sitting on it and went to the taxi stand. But I after seeing the contents of the suitcase the whole time wondering what it may be in mine and Mathe, because what came out of the suitcase did not quite Susan impression on me.
my opinion on such occasions to buy in August, on what you can really save, but asked no more questions.
Dowiedzialm August soon after arrival at the factory, as a time for unpacking.
In my suitcase was exactly 4,800 pieces of paper knickers, jednrazowek!
nearly fainted as I saw it, because my annual consumption of that article was some 36 pieces.
- Woman, and the hell you so much jednorazowek pants? - I asked disbelief.
- Well, how is it? Mostly for you, surely it is you're doing the largest wax. - I heard in response.
- Well, actually I am doing the largest, but in 90% cases of client does not need to change underwear for the procedure. And with such a quantity so now we can wear these pants with protective caps. August issue ears through the holes in the legs and look like a facial.
the Crown's argument was that Mathe had saved on these pants cos 3 cents on the art. In this way, froze about $ 2000 in paper pants.
Brady Bunch know how to invest:)
next time unless there was already, I do not remember exactly, but it was probably a one-off trip, even if it was some other are so insignificant that I do not remember.
I would add that Mathe was my last boss: D
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